Every screw needs a nut

This is allegedly an actual sermon by a pastor at one of the more.........enthusiastic religions; some iconoclasts added the visuals:

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3372&p=2

I wouldn't recommend watching this at work, except if you work where I do. Then go ahead. But keep the volume down, we don't want to wake up some of the more senior staff now, do we?