And limericks!

At no added additional cost!

There once was a Supreme named Souter,
A barefaced property rights diluter.
The Great Wheel turned,
His own rights were spurned,
And he got it right up the pooter.

(Reports are that the pooter is where he likes it, too, but I was speaking metaphorically. Well, fella, call me old-fashioned, but I feel the same way about other people's sex lives as I feel about ketchup on hot dogs: do whatever the hell you feel like doing to any other consenting wiener; just don't expect me to watch. )

(Dick Durbin refers to US military at Guantanamo as "Nazis" and "Republicans"-well, maybe not that last one.):

There once was a Dick named Durbin,
Who was the product of a political machine urban
After flipping his lid,
We got a view of his id,
His traitorous utterances he's curbin'

-One from the middle east:
In Palestine, where hatred seethes and festers,
Abu crafts explosive futile gestures.
One day came a great POOF!
And as he flew through the roof,
He cried: "Goddam cheap Chinese continuity testers!"