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posted by Sort-of-Mad Max at 8:31 PM
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Hey - what gives? My son and I watched Repo Man last night (he for the first time) and a guy - J. Fred Somethingorother - said that very phrase in connection with a neutron bomb. Did you receive the legal release of use of a copyrightable phrase from Michael Nesmith or the Liquid Paper Company??
Alas, here is the actual dialogue:
"Not at all. Friend of mine had one. Designer of the neutron bomb. You ever hear of the neutron bomb? Destroys people - leaves buildings standing. Fits in a suitcase. It's so small, no one knows it's there until - BLAMMO. Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead. So immoral, working on the thing can drive you mad. That's what happened to this friend of mine. So he had a lobotomy. Now he's well again."
You may have an earwax problem. I recommend a 5/8" masonry bit chucked into a 18 volt cordless drill, inserted and slowly removed from the aural passages until the problem goes away. Worked for me!
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