Right Arm, Bro!

"Yesss! Another new sucker, er, franchisee for 'Enormously Juicy Hugo's Smoothie Stand and Revolutionary HQ'!"

"OK, it's a deal: you shave your head and be Curly, and I'll lose the beard, get a soup-bowl haircut, and be Moe. We get Kim Jong-Il on board as Larry, and we're on our way to stardom!"