Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Sweet dreams, Pluto.........


Famous Rejected Superhero Sidekicks, #656: Ratboy.

Man, Michael Richards didn't learn a thing from the last jam he got into, now did he?

"Stay tuned for 'Disney Ninja', next on Lifetime!"

"Well, 'Cubby', if you had just saved a little of that Mousketeers money, you wouldn't be working here at Jiffy-Lube, now would you? Clean up that damn mess and get back to work!!!"

Colonel Kurtz knew when they came for him, it would be bad. Just not this bad.

Laugh it up, hackerboy, but burn a bootleg copy of Alladin , and this will be the last thing you ever see........

You think it's bad here in Mauswitz, pray god you never get sent to Donald Duchau!

Disney trivia; Robert Mapplethorpe did indeed direct an episode of the Mousketeers! Walt Disney personally burned the video tapes in his office fireplace!!

You know, it was only a matter of time before Quentin Tarantino decided to 'pay homage' to Walt Disney............

"Yeah, Minnie did this to me in my sleep. Didn't I tell you that woman is f*cking Goofy?"

3 Comments:

Blogger John Bernat said...

Welcome back!

8:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We missed you!

1:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like the mascot for the new Disney porn channel.

6:08 PM  

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