Have you heard about Newsweek's Middle East edition?

It's true, in a metaphorical kinda way:

To: OCCUPANT Mosque of the Holy Splodeydope 1125 Porque Street Hamtramck, MI
Dear Muslim Religious Person:
Hi, I'm Evan Thomas of Newsweak magazine. Every week Newsweak prints the lies, rumors, bulltwaddle, and other baloney that no other news outlet will touch. I'm sure that you can find many useful tidbits to incite your congregation contained in the 16 or so pages of each week's Newsweak. Such as:
-Use of the Most Holy Quran as toilet paper in Guantamano Bay interrogation.
-The presence of pig fat in all the emergency rations shipped to tsunami victims.
-An up-to-date count of exactly how many Jews are in the US government.
-How all the videos of the wise sayings of Osama bin Laden have been overdubbed with Porky Pig's voice by the CIA, for their own infidel amusement.
-That the Holy Quran is currently being used to prop up a shaky sofa leg at the White House.

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