Hey, brother.......

"Next time you 'fix me up with a hot mama' and Cynthia McKinney shows up, you'll be LUCKY just to need crutches, know what I'm saying??"

"No, Tyrone, it's true, I WAS really happy you invited me to your Amway party. Just like THIS is a novelty cigarette lighter I've got jammed into your back."

"You think because you a pacifist, I ain't taking your lunch money, beeyatch? You want me to break the other leg?"