What will Dan Rather do now????

Special Event! Coming soon to Drury Lane Theatre! ONE NIGHT ONLY! Dan Rather IS Dan Quixote in "Man of La Mancha: The Musical!" With Michael Isikopf as Dancho Panza! Hear those immoral songs that kept a nation spellbound!:

-"What's the Frequency, Kenneth?"
-"What Do You Want Of Me? You Couldn't Handle The Truth!"
-"Every Man Needs His Dulcinea, Even When It's Hotter Than Texas Asphalt Out."
-And the Peabody Award-winning, "To Dream the Impossible and Possibly Fictitious Dream."

Tickets are going fast! No, really, no lie, selling like hotcakes at a Boy Scout supper! BUY THEM TODAY!