Return of the son of Caption It Yourself!

"Hey, Cheney, this guy says this herbal poultice would feel good on just about any puncture or abrasion. Wanna take it on your next hunting trip?"

"Yup, this is all we could recover after Crazy Jose ran the ditch mower over poor ol' Cindy Sheehan down in Crawford; I'm still all broken up over it."

"Alfalfa, huh? So where's Buckwheat???"

"Honest, it's an antique chamber pot, and it was in the Lincoln Bedroom. Seems like one of ol' Bill Clinton's flakey contributors forgot we have plumbing in this place, and it's been under the bed for years. We think it was Barbra Streisand."