Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
Poor George Galloway might not make it, due to that contempt of Congress thing, but:
THIS SATURDAY!
At the newly renovated International Amphitheater!
A NO-HOLDS BARRED GRUDGE MATCH!
At stake: The solid-pewter 25 carat goldoid plated MOONIE!
It's SCREAMIN' HOWIE DEAN vs the Scourge of Semitism, the Elders of Zion's worst nightmare, GENUFLECTING GEORGE GALLOWAY!
Duking it out in 15 rounds of mayhem and meretriciousness!
SEE THEM:
-Make scowly faces at a picture of George W. Bush!
-Accuse everybody to the right of Josef Stalin of genocide!
-Shamelessly truckle to the wacky wing of their constituency!
-Just generally make colossal asses of themselves!
First 500 dupes to show up receive a free copy of John Stormers's None Dare Call It Treason!
Suitable for families! Bring the kiddies! Any displays of hot man-man action in the ring will be strongly discouraged! Join your ringside announcer, Noam Chomsky, as he articulates every jot, tittle, and nuance of this meme-creating ur-battle so symbolic of some mythic Greek crap that we'll insist is relevant.
DON'T MISS IT!
THIS SATURDAY!
At the newly renovated International Amphitheater!
A NO-HOLDS BARRED GRUDGE MATCH!
At stake: The solid-pewter 25 carat goldoid plated MOONIE!
It's SCREAMIN' HOWIE DEAN vs the Scourge of Semitism, the Elders of Zion's worst nightmare, GENUFLECTING GEORGE GALLOWAY!
Duking it out in 15 rounds of mayhem and meretriciousness!
SEE THEM:
-Make scowly faces at a picture of George W. Bush!
-Accuse everybody to the right of Josef Stalin of genocide!
-Shamelessly truckle to the wacky wing of their constituency!
-Just generally make colossal asses of themselves!
First 500 dupes to show up receive a free copy of John Stormers's None Dare Call It Treason!
Suitable for families! Bring the kiddies! Any displays of hot man-man action in the ring will be strongly discouraged! Join your ringside announcer, Noam Chomsky, as he articulates every jot, tittle, and nuance of this meme-creating ur-battle so symbolic of some mythic Greek crap that we'll insist is relevant.
DON'T MISS IT!
posted by Sort-of-Mad Max at 9:57 PM
2 Comments:
Hi Blammo
Sistine Chapel with toothpicks... too much acid back then... was it good acid or bad acid and is there a difference?
Good acid, you see God.
Bad acid, you see John Cameron Swayze, festooned with Dali-style melting watches, all with day-date and sweep second hand, singing (Swayze, not the watches) In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida in the manner of Jose Jiminez.
At least I did.
Post a Comment
<< Home