Remember Jimmy Carter? You bet I do!
And they ain't good memories, either:
Dear Jimmy:
Please go back to scabbing carpentry and lusting in your heart. You are giving power-mad inept goofball leaders a bad name.
Your pal 4-ever,
Muammar Gaddafi
PS: Send me one more 8x10 glossy of Amy, and I will personally feed your entrails to the goats. No offense.
PPS: I'm planning a sham election soon. When can you come and certify it legitimate? Thanx.
Dear Jimmy:
Please go back to scabbing carpentry and lusting in your heart. You are giving power-mad inept goofball leaders a bad name.
Your pal 4-ever,
Muammar Gaddafi
PS: Send me one more 8x10 glossy of Amy, and I will personally feed your entrails to the goats. No offense.
PPS: I'm planning a sham election soon. When can you come and certify it legitimate? Thanx.
posted by Sort-of-Mad Max at 8:43 PM
5 Comments:
So you DID like the LA Times story!! I found it irresistable, just like you.
Easy, big fella. Easy. I had enough malaise in the original Carter maladministration to last me both lives.
Some people jump to conclusions. I regretfully must state that you bungee-jump to conclusions, yo? Yo?
I'd call it relentless optimism that your vision will some day expand...but then, we're all entitled to express our opinions, right??
"I'd call it relentless optimism that your vision will some day expand...but then, we're all entitled to express our opinions, right??"
Is that why you keep humping my leg? Quit it!
OK, I will. But then where will your comments come from?
:)
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