MY EYEEES!!!! Part II

"Well, you may feel "pretty, oh so pretty", but I just feel rather nauseous. "

"And Bubba says "They ain't enough cupholders in this hyar minivan! So I showed him just how wrong he was."

"Yes, when you ordered your drink "shaken and not stirred", Mr Bond, you obviously did not know that "and not lightly drooled on" is also an option here. Bwahahahahaha!"

"....So the bartender says, ' I was wrong, you two boobs can hold your liquor!"

"So the guy says, 'What cup size?' and I say, 16 ounces! He seemed disappointed....

Many people do not know that after the tragic death of Princess Grace, Prince Rainier of Monaco found another queen......That's because he had everybody who found out about 'Princess Big Gulp' killed.....

"This is nothing! My sister Lurleen could accommidate a pony keg between hers! She's worshipped as a goddess in parts of Wisconsin!"