Osama Bin Laden's Bin Found!

And he's been playing guitar in a speed metal band. What could have given him away?

#1: "You think this axe is cool, you should see my other one..."
#2: Band name of "South Side Binny and the Afghani Pukes" made it all too obvious.....
#3: No drum solo in "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" cover; oh, the humanity....
#4: Groupies all wearing burkhas with "I'm With The Band" stenciled on the back.
#5: All his hits couldn't have been "Number One, with a Bullet!"
#6: The "M", "S", and "R" was pulled off all of his Marshall stacks, and the letters rearranged.....
#7: Played in a southern bar, and refused a bottle of Jack Daniel's, a toot on a hash pipe, and a bag of pork rinds, one right after another.
#8: The lead singer sold him out after his tattoo was judged "haram" and he was booted from the band;
#9: Played a gig in Georgia and called Charley Daniels a "big, fat, fruitboot-wearing gasbag!" Subsequently turned himself in to the Witness Protection Agency.