Your Eyes Too, Huh?

This picture accompanied question #52 on the state mortician's exam:"Please circle all the answers below that explain what is wrong with this embalming and viewing:"

#1: Forgot the casket.
#2: Propped up deceased in upright and unnatural position.
#3: Forgot that next-of-kin not only requested "closed casket", but "weld that sucker shut for the good of humanity"
#4: Applied makeup in the dark using recently sprained wrist and Graco 500 "DoublePumper" airless sprayer.
#5: Failed to make deceased not just appear "lifelike", but look like anything that ever lived on God's green earth.
#6: Substituted a dead wolverine for deceased's wig.
#7: Forgot that when making the deceased appear "they might just sit up and say something", that something is not supposed to be "YARRRRRRGH!"
#8: All of the above, plus other crimes too numerous to mention.