This blog has gone to the.....I just can't.

"Dribble? Naw, I wouldn't say Spike here is a good dribbler. Drool, now, that's another story..."

"Master or no master, next time he pours Afro-Sheen in my Kibble&Bits I'm biting his nads off."

Novice white rapper Brad "Whitey-One-Bite" Zirklow and his posse, Rex.

Johnson Products had one of their rare losers with 'Arfro-Sheen'.

One thing Lem Murpheson, chief dog handler at the Mississippi State Prison was always famous for; his droll sense of humor.

"Yo! I put the 'bitch' in BEEE-YATCH and the 'dog' in DAWWWWG! But my flava, sadly, be far from fresh."

"What's that, Scooby?"
"RUNCE ROO RO BRACK, ROO REVER ROW BACK!"
"I'm sorry, that makes no sense to me whatsoever."

"What's his name? Charles Bark-ley! AHHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, I just break myself up!"

"Well, his jump shot may not be all that great, but he's chased more pussy than Wilt Chamberlain! Caught a few, too!"

"I can't figure out where I went wrong training Stefan, here. Oh, he'll roll over just fine, and play dead like a champ. But every time I yell "Stefan, Fetch it, boy!", he bites me right in the ass."

Sadly, Michael Jackson can only afford a veterinarian plastic surgeon these days.

Women go crazy for a sharp-dressed man......

I knew I was going to be disappointed with the new James Bond!

I'm sorry to have to say it, but Austin Powers has not aged very well, has he?

"What do you mean they wrote me out of the new Batman movie?? I thought 'Mr. Swishy' was just the scariest film villain ever!"

"So be sure to join me, Patou, and the entire cast of 'Fantasy Fire Island', this fall, on Lifetime!"

This time, the stylists at Queer Eye For The Straight Guy have definitely gone too far. On the other hand, Mrs. Claus was said to have liked her hubby's new look.

Even though Laugh-In was cancelled in 1973, Dan Rowan never gave up hope that the show would return.........

You'd be surprised how popular Paul Lynde impersonators are today! Right up there with Elvis!

"I don't understand your confusion; what did you expect a funeral director in Provincetown to look like? "

What the Devil looks like in Mr. Blackwell's private Hell.

Dusty Hill figured what the hell, after 36 years in ZZ Top, he owed himself a whole new look. The reaction of the rest of the band, however, could best be described as 'mixed'.

Duncan 'Mr Bruce' Bruce surveyed the wreckage with satisfaction. The townspeople had laughed when Duncan and his cycle gang, the 'Hell's Hairdressers' had rode into town. They asked for it, and they got it. They were going to spend weeks washing the mousse out of their hair, and some of the victims of the crueler makeovers were never going to be the same. Next stop: Compton.